Wednesday, February 2, 2011

So Now You Know

Winter is hard. That is why I did a preemptive post about it in August. I warned you, I prepared you. I am using Lamaze breathing to avoid breaking down nervously and becoming hysterical. Winter, like alcohol, is not inherently bad - it just encourages me to be more of what I should not be. Winter lends legitimacy to my most phobic behavior by providing me cover for a few months. I spend hundreds of hours retreating to the far corner of my couch, watching movies and making up songs about and for my dog. So now you know why I have not been posting - obviously I am very, very busy.

1 comment:

  1. Thank God you updated. Your fans need more. Your August winter post made me terribly nervous, but now that it is in fact winter--it all makes sense. It's horrible!